Sweet Life
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Monday, February 13, 2017
ODE TO MR BIG TUMMY, JOHN
- If John was homo he would be so gay
- He could be a pedo, but then that wouldn't be fair
- Oh! he could join social media or maybe priesthood?
- Well that way he'd get little innocent boys
- But, Waite, he was God's chosen servant
- And we are supposed to adore him
- He can touch little boys, and yes it wouldn't be a big deal
- And off course he would have his adult partners
- They would probably be impotent males
- Oh what a wonderful life does John have ? He ain't got no trouble!
- But one day wasn't his day
- A little boy complained and he said it hurt him and some brave souls chose to stand up
- But he had his "male" partners who were so scared of losing their poor wives
- So they stood up for John
- And said he is God's chosen one
- Oh the poor boys, they were threatened and they were abused
- Now they had no option but to hide the truth
- But John didn't have any good luck either
- He was banished for good
- But God doesn't take everything from a person and specially not from his chosen one
- So God gave John some action and he made love with his partners
- Now no little boys for warm up, just plain old impotent males
- And he did visit their wives to prove he is no bad
- And the poor wives were fooled because they were too old to be cool
- Now John is alone and he misses them poor kids
- He wished he'd be more gentle, that way he'd still have the young energy
- One day he head a voice
- "John, my chosen one, What have you done John ? Why did you disobey me?"
- And poor John was scared
- "I'm sorry" said John " Please don't forsake me"
- But it was too late, he was reborn as a snake.
- The snake life was too hard, John was trapped in a reptile
- He slithered on the same belly which once used to be full of prosperity
- Now he slithered, in search of food and came upon a decent house in which lived an angel
- The angel saw the snake and was scared for she had little kids
- She took her heavy metal rod and ran to kill it
- John didn't want to die so he begged for one last wish from God
- And God being gentle granted it
- John was back to his human form and begged the angel for forgiveness, for it was her children that he hurt when he was human
- God turned him back to the serpent and he was slithering away to remain alive
- But the angel knew that almost dying changes nothing
- So she took all her power and stamped poor John
- Oh his tiny head, was smashed like the little kids hearts
- Now he was dead and this changed everything.
- He was burning in hell with his smashed head.
- Dying changed everything that life couldn't.
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
BIPOLAR
I am in love with nature
The air whispers to me in my silence
My eyes can see what you can't
I live for myself and I love the world
Why would you call this a bad place ?
I can see and smell and touch
I love passionately
How long will I be like this ?
I love my life
Why was I born ?
I curse the one who made this world
This is a huge trap
Every corner is so dull
Every person is so cruel
How will I survive for a lifetime ?
Oh please have some mercy and take me away from this hell
Make me feel no emotion and let me be blank
Please save me from this mess
Saturday, November 12, 2016
Sunshine makes us Happy
You make me Smile
You are the only one who can stop me cry
In this huge mess of a world
You're my piece of Heaven
You have seen my worst
And still you choose to stay
You've made me my best
And I keep getting better
Let's not fall in Love, Darling
Let's Rise in Love
---To the one who challenges my every action
and makes me a better person everyday.
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
EMPTY
Please take me and make me Strong
Let the stress just ruin me
Let me rise from the dust
I want to Feel Love
I want to be Whole
Take me and put me through it all
Make me cross all limits
Help me Control my Mind
Make me Incharge of Myself
When I'm Low, make me more miserable
When I'm happy, Take It away
Make me see all Bad and let me be Bad
Let me be Stone Hearted
I want to feel no happiness
I don't want to be sad
I want to be empty
Let me be Born Again
Saturday, October 22, 2016
Lost
Why do I crave for happiness when all I want is reassurance,
It is the pressure the world puts on me or maybe just me losing it.
I am getting lost in this huge chaos of stars ,
I see me destroy what I love,
Is this what success tastes like ?
Once I had a dream of being happy and once I was happy,
But now it all seems to be falling apart.
I am happy and then I'm sad and then I'm anxious and then I'm glad.
It's all messed up but will it end ?
It's me alone in this mess and I know no one will ever understand.
Maybe I just need to take a break from this world and find myself.
But do I want to find myself when it's easier getting lost ?
Friday, September 16, 2016
Orgasmic Nibble
I got up at 8.15 am and decided to make him an amazing breakfast. So this is what I did:
Ingredients
bread
cheese
bacon
beef salami
pork sausage
butter
Procedure
- In a pan add some water and as it comes to a boil, add the bacon, beef salami, pork sausage. Cover with a lid and add no oil as the bacon will release some fat which gives it all a good flavor.
- After this is done put it into a plate and in the same pan add 1 table spoon butter and toast the bread. The butter along with the bacon oil will give the bread a nice flavor.
- Take the bread, add cheese followed by bacon, salami, sausage and add some oregano for taste.
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