- If John was homo he would be so gay
- He could be a pedo, but then that wouldn't be fair
- Oh! he could join social media or maybe priesthood?
- Well that way he'd get little innocent boys
- But, Waite, he was God's chosen servant
- And we are supposed to adore him
- He can touch little boys, and yes it wouldn't be a big deal
- And off course he would have his adult partners
- They would probably be impotent males
- Oh what a wonderful life does John have ? He ain't got no trouble!
- But one day wasn't his day
- A little boy complained and he said it hurt him and some brave souls chose to stand up
- But he had his "male" partners who were so scared of losing their poor wives
- So they stood up for John
- And said he is God's chosen one
- Oh the poor boys, they were threatened and they were abused
- Now they had no option but to hide the truth
- But John didn't have any good luck either
- He was banished for good
- But God doesn't take everything from a person and specially not from his chosen one
- So God gave John some action and he made love with his partners
- Now no little boys for warm up, just plain old impotent males
- And he did visit their wives to prove he is no bad
- And the poor wives were fooled because they were too old to be cool
- Now John is alone and he misses them poor kids
- He wished he'd be more gentle, that way he'd still have the young energy
- One day he head a voice
- "John, my chosen one, What have you done John ? Why did you disobey me?"
- And poor John was scared
- "I'm sorry" said John " Please don't forsake me"
- But it was too late, he was reborn as a snake.
- The snake life was too hard, John was trapped in a reptile
- He slithered on the same belly which once used to be full of prosperity
- Now he slithered, in search of food and came upon a decent house in which lived an angel
- The angel saw the snake and was scared for she had little kids
- She took her heavy metal rod and ran to kill it
- John didn't want to die so he begged for one last wish from God
- And God being gentle granted it
- John was back to his human form and begged the angel for forgiveness, for it was her children that he hurt when he was human
- God turned him back to the serpent and he was slithering away to remain alive
- But the angel knew that almost dying changes nothing
- So she took all her power and stamped poor John
- Oh his tiny head, was smashed like the little kids hearts
- Now he was dead and this changed everything.
- He was burning in hell with his smashed head.
- Dying changed everything that life couldn't.
Monday, February 13, 2017
ODE TO MR BIG TUMMY, JOHN
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