ODE TO MR BIG TUMMY, JOHN

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3. If John was homo he would be so gay 
4. He could be a pedo, but then that wouldn't be fair
5. Oh! he could join social media or maybe  priesthood?
6. Well that way he'd get little innocent boys 
7. But, Waite, he was God's chosen servant 
8. And we are supposed to adore him 
9.                                 He can touch little boys, and yes it wouldn't be a big deal 
10. And off course he would have his adult partners 
11. They would probably be impotent males
12. Oh what a wonderful life does John have ? He ain't got no trouble!
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14. But one day wasn't his day 
15. A little boy complained and he said it hurt him and some brave souls chose to stand up 
16. But he had his "male" partners who were so scared of losing their poor wives
17. So they stood up for John 
18. And said he is God's chosen one 
19. Oh the poor boys, they were threatened and they were abused
20. Now they had no option but to hide the truth 
21. But John didn't have any good luck either 
22. He was banished for good 
23. But God doesn't take everything from a person and specially not from his chosen one
24. So God gave John some action and he made love with his partners
25. Now no little boys for warm up, just plain old impotent males 
26. And he did visit their wives to prove he is no bad 
27. And the poor wives were fooled because they were too old to be cool 
28. Now John is alone and he misses them poor kids 
29. He wished he'd be more gentle, that way he'd still have the young energy 
30. One day he head a voice 
31. "John, my chosen one, What have you done John ? Why did you disobey me?" 
32. And poor John was scared 
33. "I'm sorry" said John " Please don't forsake me" 
34. But it was too late, he was reborn as a snake. 
35. The snake life was too hard, John was trapped in a reptile
36. He slithered on the same belly which once used to be full of prosperity
37. Now he slithered, in search of food and came upon a decent house in which lived an angel 
38. The angel saw the snake and was scared for she had little kids 
39. She took her heavy metal rod and ran to kill it
40. John didn't want to die so he begged for one last wish from God 
41. And God being gentle granted it
42. John was back to his human form and begged the angel for forgiveness, for it was her children that he hurt when he was human 
43. God turned him back to the serpent and he was slithering away to remain alive 
44. But the angel knew that almost dying changes nothing 
45. So she took all her power and stamped poor John 
46. Oh his tiny head, was smashed like the little kids hearts 
47. Now he was dead and this changed everything. 
48. He was burning in hell with his smashed head.
49. Dying changed everything that life couldn't.